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THE YEAR 2007
1. Will you be looking for a new job?
Always.

2. Will you be looking for a new relationship?
Of Course. Not.
They can come for me.

3. New house?
Yes.

4. What will you do different in 07?
Everything

5. New Years resolution?
Yes

6. What will you not be doing in 07?
Everything

7. Any trips planned?
Tomorrow

8. Wedding plans?
Yes. 24. All mine.

9. What's on your calendar?
Numbers.

10. What can't you wait for?
Yesterday

11. What would you like to see happen different?
No

12. What about yourself will you be changing?
Sexy

13. What happened in 06 that you didn't think would ever happen?
You

14. Will you tell the one you love how you feel?
Alcohol.

15. Will you dress differently this year than you did in 06?
More Sexy. Less Cloth.

16. Will you start or quit drinking?
I ALWAYS drink.

18. Will you do charity work?
I am charity.

19. Will you go to bars?
Yes. Like a monkey.

20. Will you be nice to people you dont know?
Fuck you. Yes.

21. Do you expect 07 to be a good year for you?
No.

22. How much did you change from this time last year til now?
I Never Change.

23. Do you plan on having a child?
Yes. 50. By tomorrow.

24. Will you still be friends with the same people you are friends with now?
Yes.  

25. Major lifestyle changes?
I am a Major Lifestyle Change.

26. Will you be moving?
Always.

27. What will you make sure doesn't happen in 07 that happened in 06?
Sexy time wit your mother.

28. What are your New Years Eve plans?
Hit the bathroom.

29. Will you have someone to kiss at midnight?
That special someones gone in GOD DAMN TAIWAN.

30. Wish for 2007?
Less boredom please.